You:

Hey, Pat, this is Bob.

Prospect:

Hi, Bob ...or... small talk ...or... Who are you?

 You:

I've found something that's free, honest, profitable and good for your family, and I'm calling to ask you to check it out.

Prospect:

That sounds like it's not possible ...or... I'm to busy to look at something right now ...or... It sounds like you are trying to get me into an MLM deal. What is it?

 You:

It is true and it is free. The web materials are short and enjoyable. And I'll give you every answer I know as soon as you've watched this for at least seven minutes. It runs about three times that long if you decide to keep watching, but seven minutes is what I consider to be the magic number. What do you say?

Prospect:

I don't do MLM.

 You:

Pat, do you know what the MRSA virus is? The official name is methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus. It kills people in hospitals and schools even in people's homes. I've got a technology that kills 99.9% of MRSA on stovetops, operating tables and locker room benches. Won't you take seven minutes to check this out. If what I've just told you is true—and I assure you it is—and if the signup cost is free, do you really want to get hung up on those three ugly letters MLM? I'm serious. We're talking about a life saving concept that was actually designed for use in space and that EcoQuest International now has improved and made available to homes, hospitals and businesses. You can't see my lips, but read my lips: I want you to watch for seven minutes and it's free.

Prospect:

Okay, what website do I have to go to.

 You:

The actual link is long and I can send it to you by email. But I can give you an abbreviation by phone. Which do you prefer?

Prospect:

Give me the link by phone.

 You:

Okay, its... http://tinyurl.com/2qcmud. That's h-t-t-p, "colon," "forward slash," "forward slash," then t-i-n-y as in "very little," then u-r-l dot com, and then forward slash, followed by the number 2, followed by q-c-m-u-d. It reads http://tinyurl.com/2qcmud.